when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON
There is nothing I look forward too anymore. I used to look forward to church but now I can’t even do that..
what if bodies just had random errors like computers do
you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor
shit on the floor.
When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free
Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme
in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i didnt know what it was and i said yes and he told me i was a “playa” and i told him i liked sports