if you don’t think that star trek fans are the fucking greatest then take a look at the shipping label one of the ebay sellers i bought a star trek ornament from drew spock’s salute on in ballpoint pen
spreading the christmas cheer guys
mom: did you get your grades back?
mom: really? cause your teacher called.
OH MY GOD
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
MOLLY HOOPER HAS AN ENGAGEMENT RING ON
It’s about time someone snapped up that delightful little bundle of barely-hidden awesomeness.
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE
what even is that, a scoop of instant potatoes?
yes. the image on the right is a scoop of instant potatoes, and the image on the left is an egg and sperm
Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
[ CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES ]
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
That’d be illegal.
there is no laws in animal crossing
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together