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Hi darlin'. My name is Heaven.
Let's get drunk and tell each other everything we're to afraid to say sober.
thedisneydork:

dr3amingofdisn3y:

face-down-asgard-up:

girljanitor:

humainsvolants:

My dad said if this gets over 1,000,005 notes He will take me to… “DISNEY WORLD”
cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.


seriously i really want this kid to go to Disney world though
i want to vicariously live my dreams via a person getting a thing they want
come on

send this guy to disney world tumblr C’MON

EVERYONE REBLOG AND LIKE THIS! LET’S SEND THIS KID TO DISNEY WORLD!

YOU.MUST.GO.TO.DISNEY.

thedisneydork:

dr3amingofdisn3y:

face-down-asgard-up:

girljanitor:

humainsvolants:

My dad said if this gets over 1,000,005 notes He will take me to… “DISNEY WORLD”

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

seriously i really want this kid to go to Disney world though

i want to vicariously live my dreams via a person getting a thing they want

come on

send this guy to disney world tumblr C’MON

EVERYONE REBLOG AND LIKE THIS! LET’S SEND THIS KID TO DISNEY WORLD!

YOU.MUST.GO.TO.DISNEY.


sh4rki:

If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.

“Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?”

“Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it.”

“Fucking brilliant, Jim.” 


We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.

my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding


cutemutant:

mikemeekin:

glamsquadunite:

whorville:

Why not let actual queer people play the parts of queer people

Why not let actual straight people play the parts of straight people?

what

Heterosexuals literally need everything to be about them, it is a truly amazing spectacle


tomascooper:

the-girl-who—lived:

starks-drunkgaytendencies:

doctorlokiwinchesterholmes:

Selfies of the Caribbean

This is so important

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.


k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire


alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee


wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER


universul:

why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem


internetexplorers:

mom i’m breaking up with you you’re too clingy


ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.


bencucumberbatch:

DO YOU EVER FIND ONE OF YOUR ‘FRIENDS’ SO ANNOYING AND YOU JUST WANT TO SHAKE THEM AND TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE YOU’RE ‘F R I E N D S’


crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE


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